What is it that women want?
We want someone to look into our eyes and say "everything is going to be all right." It's not that we're weak. We just think strength should take turns.
We want someone to cook for us. Some of us like to cook, some of us don't. Either way, we like it when someone else does it. Wear an apron.
We want someone to listen to us. Intently. Enraptured. This means that if you can juggle anything else while listening to us, you're not riveted enough.
We want to be told we're beautiful. We like to hear this after we've made an effort to look it, but like it even more when we're exhausted or sweaty or sick or all three.
We want you to stand up for us. Fiercely. When we're not there, but also when we are. It's not that we can't stand up for ourselves. It's that we enjoy the company.
So there. Now you know.