Sound advice

A haggard looking man gets on the bus and sits next to me. 

"I sure done a lot of them drugs in that park there yonder". 

Then he looks right at me and adds "Never shoot a firearm in the city of SF, and never have sex with a friend". 

Got it. Thanks.

Dark art

The guy standing next to me at the bus turns to me and says "I favor darker, more depressive expressions of art. It reminds me that life is tenacious, you know?" 

God, I adore San Francisco.

Off to a good start

There is nothing like seeing your bus drive off, running after it waving and screaming and having it stop in the middle of the street just for you to get your day off to an exhilarating start.

Love, bacon and chocolate

My bus driver is singing "I just died in your arms tonight" full force, and the woman sitting next to me is having bacon chocolate for breakfast. 

I love this city.

Hung over

Early Sunday morning on the bus. 

Two girls behind me are complaining of an epic hangover and reconstructing events of the night before. 

They realize they made out with the same guy. 

One of them gets up, signals for bus to stop and exits.

You can't beat public transport.

Explicit

The guy sitting next to me on the bus is whispering to his girlfriend graphic details regarding the costume he wants her to wear tonight. 

While I admit I am getting too much information, I do appreciate the creativity implicit in a dirty mind.