Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Zen Master


Boyfriend and I are strolling through The Mission.
Me: who walks around driving staples into posts?
Boyfriend: (Staring at me incredulously) people post signs. Signs are removed. Staples remain.
Me: Oh. (Pause). I wonder how many other things that are obvious to the rest of the world are not obvious to me.
Boyfriend: Many. But a lot of things that are obvious to you aren't to the rest of the world.

Boyfriend. Bacon gobbling, Manhattan quaffing, black boot donning Zen Master.

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