Thursday, July 4, 2013


Behind me on bus:
Her: I'd love to see you more often!
Him: Yeah.
Her: Cool! When?
Him: I'll text you.
Her: Do you have my number?
Him: Don't need it. I'll run into you.
Her: Oh, wow! That sounds perfect!
He flips his hair back, gets up, exits bus.
She sighs.

Give me the strength to resist advising strangers.

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